epic-humor:

#COOL PARENTS

(Source: pleatedjeans, via gettinthrulife)

seejelly:

two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

(Source: standardgaydad, via gettinthrulife)

godandguns:

pardonmewhileipanic:

mordicaifeed:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING

"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"

I want to be this rich and indifferent one day

THIS IS FUCKIN PERFECT

(Source: shewolfofengland, via gettinthrulife)

mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

(Source: allthingspawnee, via virtualbutts)

darnni:

anselsrunner:

Does it freak anybody else out that Ansel Elgort’s dad used to look like Gibby from iCarly


I seriously thought I was looking at Gibby ok

darnni:

anselsrunner:

Does it freak anybody else out that Ansel Elgort’s dad used to look like Gibby from iCarly

I seriously thought I was looking at Gibby ok

(Source: voidylans, via laughbitches)

I found our calling @handdrawnpeople #monsterremovalservice #harrypotter? #supernatural?

I found our calling @handdrawnpeople #monsterremovalservice #harrypotter? #supernatural?

triptophobias:

backwardsorbust:

ellavictorious:

That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

That is the sickest shit ever

i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.

triptophobias:

backwardsorbust:

ellavictorious:

That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

That is the sickest shit ever

i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.

(via swap-it-0ut)

cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

(Source: uphayinaphu, via swap-it-0ut)

vuelie:

ART HISTORY MEME; 8 artists:
Claude Monet [1/8]
Color is my day-long obsession, joy, and torment. -Monet

(via theonlylivinggirlinnew-york)

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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